Hi im Sofia,
I'm 15 years old, and I like to draw and confuse people.

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reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

witchgoth:

                                  no

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piertotum-locomottor:

url-coming-soon:

theywillnotforceus:

if i was music i’d be a single

yeah because you’re the best song on the album

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ugly:

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

ugly:

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

parabolame:

spirkcantwerk:

shoopei:

narcolepticspaniels:

I don’t get it

omg

okay someone explain this now thank

I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

parabolame:

spirkcantwerk:

shoopei:

narcolepticspaniels:

I don’t get it

omg

okay someone explain this now thank

I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

thecountercurseisunjellify:

spazzynerd:

thecountercurseisunjellify:

PLATFORM 9, PLATFORM 10. Nothing in between.

Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get to platform nine and three quarters?

Platform 9 and 3 quarters, there ain’t no such thing. You’re the 700th kid to ask me that today. I still refuse to believe that it exists.

insightings:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

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